Water War with Orlando Bloom

Water War with Orlando Bloom

-Orlando and I are about to
face off in a water war. We’ll play the card game war, but if you lose the hand, you
get a pint of water in the face. [ Laughter ] We each have
five glasses of water. First one to throw all five wins and gets to water-cannon
the loser. [ Laughter ] Lots of ways to get wet
but only one way to win. [ Laughter ] I have that tattooed
on my lower back. [ Laughter ] Orlando. Wait.
I’m sorry. Wait, wait, sorry, no. That came out wrong.
Sorry. [ Speaks indistinctly ] I was just —
I don’t have that tattooed. [ Laughter ] Oh. Orlando, are you —
are you ready? -I’m ready, I’m ready.
-All right. Here we go. -Huh!
-Now, do you trust — do you trust that these —
-No, I don’t, actually, really. -I mean, would you?
-What? I’ve given you
before we start the game. -I’m going to roll with it,
though. I’m ready to go.
What do you wanna do? You want to shuffle the deck?
-No. It’s up to you. Audience, you want me to shuffle
or leave it? [ Audience shouting ] -Switch. Switch.
Oh, yeah, there you go. Anxious to — Yeah. Yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah. -They don’t know anything.
They don’t work here. That’s what I wanted you to do. -Oh!
-Yeah! -Have you seen
“The Princess Bride”? Ah, so if I do this,
then I say we switch back. -All right. All right, here we go.
-All right. Ready? -You ready?
-No, I’m not ready. -All right, I’ll go one —
-I’m actually nervous. -One, two, three.
Then you flip. -Okay. One, two, three.
-Wait, wait, wait. Just move the first card
over here over the line. Now we do one, two, three,
and flip it over. Ready? One, two, three.
-One, two, three. -Yeah!
-Oh! Who said flip the cards? [ Laughter ] Oh, my. [ Cheers and applause ] I’m in my happy place. It’s good.
-It’s good? Oh, this is great already.
-I’m awake. -This is great already.
-Okay. -Now, you still have time
to switch the deck if you really want.
-Okay. I’m ready. -Do you want to switch the deck? -No! And, like, now you’re
going to whip me, aren’t you? -Here we go.
One, two, three, flip. -Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] -Be nice, be nice. [ Laughter ] -That is a threesome. -Three out of the same cup. All right, now it’s game on.
now it’s war! -Ready! One, two, three.
-One, two, three. Flip. Damn it!
-Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] One, two — I feel like that —
I feel like — What’s that film with
Christopher Walken where it’s the gun
sitting on head? You know the one I mean?
Anyway, yeah. One, two, three.
-One, two, three. Flip. Yeah!
-Oh! -Oh, man, I love you, dude. -Ah! [ Cheers and applause ] All right, ready? -One, two, three.
-One, two, three. -War!
-War! -This is war.
Now, here’s what happens. Ready?
-All right, ready. -We’ll dole out three cards
here. One, two, three. And then we pour a cup
into this pitcher here. Here we go. One, two, three.
-I got one. One, two, three. Yeah! Yeah, maybe. [ Cheers and applause ] Wait, do I get a gun, too? Oh! I was like,
“Give me the gun.” [ Laughs ] Notice I went for
the down-the-back action, too. A little bit of
down-the-back action. -And it’s cold, too.
All right, here we go. Oh, God.
-Here we go, baby. -Why do we play this game?
-Now we’ll switch the cards. [ Laughter ] -One, two — Come on! -Oh! -No!
-Ace! Aces win!
-Stop getting that. -Oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] There. -This game’s longer
than I remember it being. All right. One, two — -Yes! I love you. Now it’s this. -No, now you get the cannon. -Now I get the cannon. [ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ] -Orlando Bloom, everybody. Check out “Carnival Row”
on Amazon Prime Video. Constance Wu joins us
after the break. -I love it.

Comments (100)

  1. 2:19

    "That was a threesome"

  2. So fun this game hahaha

  3. Orlando is still handsome man alive

  4. Love him in pirates of carribean

  5. you can rely on joe byrne for sure

  6. They should throw water at each other repeatedly

  7. God, Orlando is aging beautifully and his laugh is infectious!!

  8. I baptize you in the name of bad comedy bits.

  9. Jimmy spilling secrets ‘bout that tattoo on his back…. 👍🏼😂🤣

  10. so can Nobody Tell that Jimmy fallon is Hii As Fuck ?? LOL
    i think he smokes for his studder and his anxiety.

  11. I guess it's pure alcohol, not water! they both look like drunks.

  12. Jajajajajajaja epic!

  13. So happy to see Water War come back, I love this game. Glad Jimmy didn't ban it after the last time Momoa was on LOL

  14. I watch this show to improve my English grammar and Vocabulary😊

  15. OMG I need to remember how to play war again.

  16. The evil laugh Orlando made when he saw the big water gun. His expression was "oooh this is gonna be so good when I beat him >:)" evil hand rubbing intensifies

  17. His laughter and growling makes me wanna clear my throat

  18. orlando is the only guess that switched the deck and he won ! wow jimmy been cheating foreverrrrr

  19. It looks fun to be wet with that water gun

  20. Orlando's got a raw laugh. Funny yet tolerable just coz you love him!

  21. Could Orlando be any more adorable?! 😂💕 his excitement was so cute lol I couldn’t stop smiling

  22. Orlando i don't remember you so evil 😂

  23. Aquaman bitch slapping you with water is the best water war you have EVER played Jimmy! We all won that day. Truly.

  24. Does anyone thinks orlando should play the joker in suicide squad?

  25. I’ve been reminded that I need to go rewatch Pirates of the Caribbean now.

  26. 03:27 That's 💯% Joker laugh!

  27. The cards are obviously bent in the corners

  28. His laugh is weird o.o

  29. It’s all fun and games and stuff but all I was thinking was damn Orlando has a nice suit on and now it’s all wet

  30. Damm katy is lucky

  31. Those poor microphones.

  32. Love Orlando's laugh

  33. How the hell does this man never age??! Ugh.

  34. That was a threesome..😆😆

  35. All I Know Is Orlando Bloom is still the cutest most sweetest human alive.. Jimmy is 2nd of course. 😍

  36. Nothing has changed Orlando bloom still getting people yet lol

  37. Orlando: I’M AWAKE!

  38. We need Will Turner and Jack Sparrow playing this in character

  39. His laugh 😱😱😱

  40. Orlando sounded like that drunkard uncle who got your dad into drinking. 😂

  41. From what I can hear… seems Orlando has taken up smoking through the years

  42. Is it just me or does he looks like Justin timberlake from the side

  43. Jimmy didn’t get to do his classic “thank you for being here” line before throwing water on the guest

  44. That was funny…"switch"

  45. Wow! Why the hell I can't stop grinning ear to ear?!

  46. Lol a mess ✌🏽😂

  47. 👍🏻 💦 😂👏🏻

  48. I would of preferred Orlando getting wet with no shirt on! ❤️from🇨🇦

  49. I'm so happy to be seeing so much more of Orlando around again 🙂

  50. Good call to switch the decks 😂😂😂 🌊🌊🌊

  51. There's no coming back from Momoa's episode

  52. That was the happiest water war in the Jimmy Fallon show history #loveOrlando

  53. This is pretty random but I’ve seen his penis

  54. I bet jimmy still has PTSD because of Jason Momoa lmao

  55. I love the "Princess Bride" reference!!!!!☺

  56. Water-cannons all the way…

  57. orlando seems like a cool dude. easy on the eyes, not on the ears. sorry, bro.

  58. is orlando drunk or high or something?

  59. This interview is so deep, Fallon deserves a price for this one!

  60. Orlando looks like older version of Tom Holland

  61. oh my goodness Orlando is even hotter then before 💕💕💕💕

  62. Dude just wanted to blast Jimmy with the water gun, Orlando was having a ball

  63. I'm so glad this game is back.

  64. Legolas of the Woodland Realm

  65. they're having so much fun and it makes me so happy lmao

  66. I wonder how many pack of cards Jimmy Fallon have to buy

  67. The movie with Christopher Walkin is The Deer Hunter

  68. Total great sports!!!!!😀👏💟

  69. Those guys are going to become best friends.

  70. Who else think that we need water war with justin timberlake….. let's request together…..

  71. Orlando doesn't age😋

  72. What people dislike this video for? I don’t get it

  73. That's the moist fun Jimmy had all evening.

  74. These Tree Elves are getting out of hand man! 😂

  75. He want to use that water gun so bad lol 😂

  76. Ppl say Jimmy is not funny, but that first joke was hilarious and I had a dumb grin on my face during this all

  77. I just smiled for 4 mins and 47 seconds straight :))

  78. I thought jimmy would never play water war after jason momoa beat him with water😂😂

  79. Waiting for jimmy fallon vs jason momoa part 2

  80. Okay.. orlando just mentioned princess bride… im calm

  81. Funniest video of the day 😂😂😂
    His laughter makes me laugh😄😄😄

  82. Princess Bride reference on point

  83. Such a waste of water 💧, developing countries don’t have such clean water and to see a show like this isn’t right.

  84. i’ve a huge crush for Orland Bloom

  85. i just had my orgasm 💦

  86. Orlando’s laugh is what makes angels sing!

  87. Orlando is having too much fun

  88. he is like an older james franco. also laughs like fallon

  89. Orland bloom 👎🏻

  90. Orlando Bloom is way more charismatic in real life than he is as an actor.

  91. This game is so boring now after Jason Momoa

  92. It’s like watching two silly drunk pirates playing silly card game in a bar😂

  93. Jason Momoa has joined the chat

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