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The Peeing Professionals – Alternatino

The Peeing Professionals – Alternatino


– Whew. – Whoa, coming in hot. Ahh. You know, if you shake
it more than once, you’re playing with yourself. [laughs] – Yeah. – Ooh.
Whoa, sorry about that. – Watch out, dude. – That was almost
a helmet-to-helmet hit. – Hey, you know what they say. You shake it more than once,
you’re playing with it. – [laughs] Who is that over there? – Who, what? No.
Sammy. – Carl, I knew
it was you, buddy. Good to see you.
– What up? – Guys, guys, guys, guys!
Guys! Please be careful, man. You almost pissed
all over me, dude. – Pfft. – Pissed all over you.
Did you hear that, Carl? – I don’t think we’ve done
a proper introduction here. – We are legends. There’s no chance
of that happening. – Back in ’97, Carl here and I
won the Micturition Nationals. – What’s
a Micturition National? – What’s the Micturition
Nationals? You hear that, Carl? – Wow. Wow.
– [whistles] We invite you
to watch and learn. [both inhale] – It’s really good to see you. – I love you. [both exhale][classical music]♪ ♪[crowd cheering] – Wow. That was incredible. Wow. – Thank you so much. And that was really
great improve, kid. – Oh, my God.
Thank you so–do you mean that? – You’re a natural. – Well, I mean, you shake it
more than once, you’re playing with it. But you shake it
more than twice, now that’s art, my buddy. [all laughing] – Oh, shit.
– Oh, sorry. – Yep. Sorry.
– Sorry about that.

Comments (60)

  1. What I thought I look like when I don’t miss

  2. why do they all have boners

  3. this is gay…and thats okay

  4. Ech… fanfilm i nic po za tym. Po za głównym bohaterem i sołtysem – gra aktorska nie istnieje. Triss ma jakiś permanentny zastój o przez pół filmu sterczy jak widły w gnoju. Sceny podbojów miłosnych bękarta są tak żenujące, że głowa mała. Choreografia walk? A na co to komu. Sceny z udziałem złej czarodziejki są tak denne i pozbawione sensu, że głowa mała (moment w którym zaczyna filgle z bękartem Jaskra jest tego najlepszym przykładem). Główny antagonista jest równie obecny w scenach w których występuje co postać z obrazu na ścianie. Mnóstwo niepotrzebnych ujęć nieba i okolicy które nic nie wnoszą, ani nie budują atmosfery. Bronią się kostiumy (choć sporo kopii 1:1 z trzeciej części gry), niektóre kadry i główny bohater, ale co z tego. Ogólnie cały seans to śmiech nad płynącym z ekranu "cringem", który zaciskał momentami dupsko tak, że zatrzymał by nawet rozwolnienie. Prawdę mówiąc stary serial z Żebrowskim ustępował tej amatorszczyźnie jedynie pod względem wizualnym.

  5. Wtf “that was almost a helmet to helmet hit” 😂💀

  6. He looks like Summit1G haha

  7. Can someone please explain the joke to me or WHY this one is funny?

  8. i suddenly asked myself what i am doing with my life…

  9. gravity be like wtf!!!

  10. Guy walks in like

    Aww this again

    Why didn’t you tell me

  11. Damn there must be piss everywhere.

  12. Bellagio has no chance against theses guys…

  13. Ahhhhhhhhhh…… I can’t breathe 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  14. People in gas station bathrooms:

  15. What…..the……fuck….

  16. WTF did I just watch?!

  17. Is that mr pearson

  18. Are they elephants…this much urine? Around 2 minutes??😊

  19. How much water did these guys drink?!

  20. Was this Pearson from rdr2

  21. I should probably stop watching this while eating….

  22. disgusting but funny.

  23. Who wanted to pee after watching?

  24. They just wiped their hands on Arturo's shirt……

  25. as a guy, who knows nothing about physics… this is gross!

  26. So far king gross.

  27. you can make a religion out of this

  28. wtf is this shit hahaha

  29. That guy is Pearson from rdr 2

  30. This so,, disturbingly amusing

  31. Now that's fucking disgusting.

  32. Hah, good oldays. I mastered my legs because of something like this. Leg use only in the bathroom school except for opening my pants.

  33. He reminds me of my friend GEET 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  34. This is what happens in the boys bathroom

  35. I'm sorry but didn't they washed their penises and their hands after those acts???

  36. Enough internet for today

  37. Girls locker room: omg he's so cute…

    Boys locker room:

  38. wtf did i just see 0.0

  39. Fucking senseless… I laughed my head off. 🤣

  40. Pretty sure every guy went to pee after watching this

  41. This is definitely up there for the weirdest shit my eyes have ever layed on.

    Worth it.

  42. I mean who comes up with ideas like these

  43. Girls bathroom: Piss, take a selfie, leave

    Boys bathroom: Piss Olympics

  44. The advantage of having a joystick, you can aim, and do this…

    except when its stiff…

  45. At first i thought it's gross. But then again, we men loves to have fun. Even more if it's stupid & gross like this.

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