Science Vs Commerce | Chapter 1 | Ashish Chanchlani

Science Vs Commerce | Chapter 1 | Ashish Chanchlani

‘This video is a work of fiction.’ ‘In no way does this
video insult any stream… …field, people from
different occupation.’ ‘This video is just for
entertainment purpose.’ ‘It should not be taken seriously.’ ‘And enjoy it.’ ‘Thank you.’ ‘There are three types
of field in this world.’ ‘Commerce, science… …and the one that your
parents comment on by saying… …what sort of field is this?
Why are you getting into this?’ ‘You could rather have studied.’ ‘So, lets start today’s video.’ I was 22 years old. I had substance use disorder, and
my parents kicked me out of house. This is where I sleep now. Let’s sleep together. They leave no place to sit. I will sit today. Gamble as much as you can. I have a lot of money.
– Snacks. If you track micros like
proteins, carb and fats… …you will definitely lose weight. It is very easy. – You science
students are so boring. That is not true, okay? You just make up all this. You are an uneducated
commerce student. Haven’t you heard of nutrition? I lost weight after
working hard for a year. You took a year, right?
I can lose weight in a second. Really? So soon?
– Yes, in no time. How?
– Look at this. What is this?
– This is Likee app. Likee app?
– I will lose weight in this… …in no time. I lost weight.
– What is this? This is the new shaping magic
feature from Likee app. You can lose weight
in this in no time. They call me Ulhasnagar’s Brad Pitt. All you commerce
students are dumb… …and are good with
makeshift things. Excuse me, you educated
illiterate from science. You are there because of
us, get it? Science students are alive
because of commerce student. The building you are on… …is made by us engineers. Who pays salary to the engineers?
We do. Get it? Leave now.
I will pay your salary later. When you fall sick… …don’t come to us doctors. When you end up having
too much money… …don’t come to us
CA’s to save your taxes. CA, go and study.
You spent… …your life in reattempts. You old PhD… …wannabe doctor, you leave! You benzene ring, leave! Excuse me, sundry expenses… …leave form here.
– Go and get cash you cashier. Quiet you nurse! What did you say?
– I called you a nurse. What will you do?
– Hey! Go away! Hello, how much did I score? Maths? Physics? Chemistry? ‘Oh no!’ ‘I just scored 90 percent.’ ‘Will I ever be an engineer?’ ‘Will my dad get me married?’ ‘Will I ever be a dad myself?’ ‘What will happen now?’ Why are these commerce
students dancing? Hey! What happened? You stood first? No! – First in the district? No! Then did you top in your college? In your class? We just failed in one subject. We will clear it in six months. Who are you? Why are you dancing? I am from arts. I saw them dance… …therefore, I joined them. I’ve put HCL. Base?
– It’s in the burette. He failed me last time. I hope that I get
right color this time. Hand me phenolphthalein.
– Here. Sir, look at this. Wow. Superb! Awesome! Excellent!
– Thank you, sir. You will get ten marks… …out of 50. What did you even make? Titration point is not there. It reached Goa by now. Here, hold this. Sir, this…
– What? Leave form here. They make juice and
call it a solution. They score good grades and
get into science. What happened? Today’s topic is
liabilities and asset. Okay? I will not explain this.
You will explain it to me. Who will explain? Hide your face. Hide your faces
before you are embarrassed. Ashish! Tell me,
what is the difference between… …liabilities and assets? Sir, the thing is… …liability is liability
and asset is asset. Liability is big, asset is
small, you cannot differentiate it. Big is big and small is small.
What difference can there be? That is the only difference.
Applaud, my answer was amazing. Applaud for me. Whoa!
– Thank you. You stand up. Answer me,
or I will fail you in this subject. Basically, you will fail me if… …I don’t give you the
right answer, right? – Yes. Okay, I will give
you the right answer. Sir, few days ago in your asset… …called phone, your liability… …Pooja messaged, and you… …asked her to send inappropriate
pictures in the name of loan. Should I reveal it and pay
rent with a screen shot? Come on. He got angry. You sit down. You will score full points. You will get full marks
for the next ten years. Sit there quietly.
Let’s go to the next chapter. Come on girls, let’s go! ‘Oh, God.’ ‘Shanti has arrived
to the class early.’ ‘How do I tell her
how much I love her?’ ‘I think,
I think I should confess now.’ ‘She is wearing my
favourite top today.’ ‘She looks so cute in it.’ ‘Maybe, I should go.’ ‘Come on, Ashish. You can do it.’ ‘Tell her how you
feel about her.’ ‘Come on.’ Shanti… …I want to say something to you. What is it? What do you want to say? I… …wanted to know the
difference between… …female and male hormones. I know it now. Thank you. Hold on! Where are you going?
Don’t end this video. I have something to say to you. Do you think that the story
of commerce and science… …ends in such a small video? No! Because there is a chapter two. Yes, commerce versus
science chapter two… …will be released very soon. So, subscribe to the channel… Click the bell icon, like, …comment and give me some
love. I want it. And yes, please do not
forget to download… …Likee app.
Because it has a new filter… …shaping magic filter. You can make yourself
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video. It is good.

Comments (100)

  1. “Bolo aapko screenshot ke naam ka rent du sir?”
    Which scene was your favourite? Comment below now
    Download like app :

  2. Maine aapko rimorav mein aur bhi popular channel pe comment section pe dekha hai

  3. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  4. Bhaiya please do engineering vs medical video

  5. Padh ke to dikho commerce to bataye

  6. Science wale ke questions to humlog slove kar bhi shakte but commerce ke yek word kaa matlb to jaan bhi nahi paaoge

  7. Lastly I said that all subjects are equal

  8. 😆😆😆😆😆

  9. Bhaiya pls reaction on mean comment par video banao na
    I like your video so much i am your biggest fan……

  10. Kya woh meri akhein thi ya woh sach meh kesalam thi?

  11. 😂😂yrr thoda toh serious ho jao tum commerce wale😂😁principal ka dialogue

  12. Zaddu free fire ka charter Andrew jasa lagta ha

  13. Jinhe Commerce easy lagti h wo ek baar Commerce padh k to dekho. Pta chal jayega ki Commerce easy h ya hard. Puri zindagi Balance Sheet hi match karte reh jaoge😂😂

  14. bhai me science ka student hu par meri story commerce ki student ki tara he

  15. That banyan Wala boy is awesome

  16. 5:42 really heart touching bro .. I feel the same when I successfully complete the titrations

  17. I'm of science that's not correct

  18. Who love commerce 😍😍😍😍hit like

  19. Kuch bi ho commerce students always cool

  20. Flame test kisne kisne kiya hai

  21. Commerce always rocks 😚😚

  22. assets are savings and liabilities are expensive things that are bought from money I am 10 year old child and I know the answer

  23. sir apa konsi side ho?

  24. Jo ise like karta wo pls like karo

  25. #Commercestudents be always rock and enjoy college life

  26. Chup be commerce k nam pe dhabe

  27. Ashihs bhai 1 no medical 2 no commerce 3 no ARTS

  28. Bhai 90 percent me dukhi mat ho COMERCE walo se sikh science wale gavar mere 99% highest hai promise

  29. I have pcm with economics

  30. bhai aap jab seriously act krte ho na to acche nhi lgte

  31. watch this one for (kota)::::

  32. I was most unlucky in chemistry prac…. Got Zinc😢😭😭 got wrong…

  33. Titration method mujhe bhi bohot tuff lgta tha

  34. ashish chanchlani mdrchod hai

  35. commerce wala geo
    I am Also.

  36. I am also subscribe ur channel.

  37. awesome bhai aur video banate ja

  38. Arts mein aur mazaa hai

  39. Your funny expression is mind blowing

  40. Science students are completely opposite from this video🤣🤣😂

  41. Commerce to mai sapne me bhi kar lunga koi compare nahi science se

  42. Kids-:science mean very stess😢😭
    Men's-:commerce mean enjoy..🤣
    LEGEND's-: Science mean full chill😎😁

  43. Commerce ko itna down karte ho Bhenchod tumhari aukaad Kya padne ki video bana k Kama rahe

  44. Please respond part 3 of science vs commerce

  45. Matlab video k hisab se science wale mehnati hote hai or commerce wale to bewakoof hai. Kya judgement hai

  46. Who want sience vs comerce part 3. Hit like

  47. 😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  48. Like : science comment : commerce

  49. Kya tum log abhi bio diesal ka titration solution bana rahe ho
    Hum log class 6 se bana chuke hain

  50. assam mei to iska ulta chalte hei😂😂😂

  51. Hey 🙋… serious 🙂 face me aap kitte ache lgte ho…..

  52. Titration ka dard koi nahi samjh sakta ….

  53. Who was watching still November 2019

  54. saalo itni besti science waalo ki

  55. Commerce is always well and best…….

  56. Who is watching after taking science in 2019
    Like here

  57. Only few science students act like this

  58. Phuddu lga hua bc tera!

  59. I'm commerce Student
    Commerce Student like me

  60. Bhai science walo ke jada maje hai

  61. After making fun of other fields they say our intention is not to hurt u all this is jst fr fun🤨👎nd where the hell is fun???? I can't find tht even this fatso boy is a little irritating 🤣🤣lol is video pe na suspence account laga k inki balance sheet tally krdenge😌😂😂🤣

  62. Loved it brother☺️☺️

  63. Sirf ek subject mein fail hue Hain & dance
    Was my favourite dialogue

  64. almora wale like karo

  65. Complete reverse bro .science is same as commerce and commerce is more worst than science

  66. Humanities students?????

  67. Science student 100% correct

  68. Funny and entertaining.. 😅😂🤣

  69. bhai tu to Arts wale ko bhi bhul gye

  70. Akhri Wala Khub tha Bro


  72. Thats also a darker shade of the solution, he shouldve stopped mixing and adding about 5 seconds before. Considering the Conc of HCl I say itll take about 37.5s for the right colour to come

  73. Science students don't even have a life.

  74. This is how many who wants science vs commerce 3

  75. I am a science student 🤣🤣🤣😠😠😠 but I am not like this y the hell🤣🤣

  76. All friends sport my small YouTube channel.

  77. Arts vs science please make vedio

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