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‘OMKalen’: Kalen Recites Slam Poetry About Food

‘OMKalen’: Kalen Recites Slam Poetry About Food


[JAZZ MUSIC] Ow, what the hell is that? [JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES] Karen, oh, Karen. [DEEP INHALE] (RHYTHMICALLY) Why
don’t you listen-uh? I’ve told you once, and
I’ll tell you again, those raisins don’t belong
in my potato sal-lad! [SNAPS] I know it’s not your fault that
you don’t know what seasoning is, but I’d like to introduce
you to my homie, McCormick. He’s really not hard to find
if you just go down his aisle. But you act like
you scared of him. It hurts his feelings. I can’t lie. But I wanna thank you because
you’ve got me a check. Look out, world. Now I’m working with DeGeneres. Karen, oh, Karen. [SNAPS] Ow, god! OK, I get it! [SNAPS] What is love? L-O-V-E! To me, it’s peach
cobbler because I reach to teach how
to season your peach. I preach for all the juicy
fruits that I love to eat. Strawberries, raspberries,
pineapples, and chicken. But I must cook in my own home
because y’all don’t wash them in your kitchen! Pasta, waffles, Kit-Kats. Lemonade, Beyonce make us
all want to get an upgrade. See, I leveled up from
fast food to hibachi. So when you see me, take note. Still a country boy from Kansas
with limited eating habits. But I’m still real picky. [HIP HOP MUSIC] [CHEERING, SNAPPING] Ow, jeez! OK! OK! Security! Jesus! Ever found a love like this? Can’t nobody love you like I do. I love me. I love me. [SAD JAZZ MUSIC] [SNAPS] [CHEERING] Oh, I forgot my phone.

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  8. Lol 😂 I can’t deal lol 😂

  9. I'm really in a hard point in my life can you help me Ellen

  10. I reach to teach how to season yo peach ✌🍑 speak Kalen!

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  13. One cannot think we'll
    Love well
    Sleep well
    If one has not dined well

  14. You need to make this into a book or something, there should be a chapter about how to teach people how season food.😂

  15. And now I am hungry….

  16. Like number 161.

  17. Love ya Kalen!! Not your best work. See ya next time.

  18. Im going to sleep

    Wouldnt it be amazing i if i woke up with 650 subs

  19. his outfit reminds me of valentina in drag race haha

  20. Those people that disliked this video are jealous of his success

  21. Ahaha that was funny

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    SHOW THEM HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE WHO’S BOSS ELLEN!

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  24. "WhAa DoN'Tt ChOo kNOw whA SEAsOnInN ISSS??!"
    xD

  25. We need Arabic translation

  26. Im the 47th person to comment:) love your vids elken

  27. Kalen ,you are too funny.I would love to see you do the Got up challenge.I think that would be really funny.😁

  28. I think this is the best poem I've heard in my life 😭

  29. These OMKalen-videos are getting really boring..

  30. Butter me up Kalen, butter me up! 😊😊☺☺😍😍😙😚😘

  31. BeatniKalen, marvelously funny.
    And those pants, those pants, on you, are the money.
    😂😛😂😘😛😛😛

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  37. Ellen I love you

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  41. I've never laughed so hard In my entire life

  42. Seasonings not just salt or pepper
    But garlic powder and season salt
    Lemmon pepper. Those seasonings are not just thoughts. They make your food taste good and not like wood .

  43. Boy i dont know what you just did………

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  45. 😸😅😄😁🙋‍♀️💜

  46. August Alsina on Valentine's Day be like…

  47. Kalen you are so talented

  48. Even on first 6 seconds, he made me laugh. 🤣

  49. I love you Ellen and kalen😍😍😍😆😆😆

  50. Omg he is hilarious 😆🤣💓 great video love ya kalen

  51. Lol I love kalen he’s so funny. Lol

  52. ❤️❤️❤️

  53. I'd like to introduce you to my homie…
    ==PAUSE==
    Mc Cormick
    HE'S REALLY NOT HARD TO FIND

  54. Chicken is a fruit 😂

  55. Please call Blackpink to your show ellen💕💕💕

  56. I know that your birthday was on July 27 and I’m just going to say happy birthday

  57. I dont get this. Is he making fun of people making fun of him??

  58. Love it!🤩❤️❤️❤️

  59. Too funny 😎😎😎❤️❤️

  60. Ellen should get CNCO on her show

  61. SO MUCH POTENTIAL … SAD !

  62. I enjoyed the video way too much! XD 🤣🤣🤣

  63. He missed the chance to use Kool Aid and did he say degenerates?

  64. Who all think Keenan should be on the show pose as a judge

  65. Ellen should do a Ellen in ear with her self

  66. Thank you for a wonderful picture

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    I'm really missing him
    And if u do so upload it on YouTube
    Please Ellen I beg u

  68. Ellen please bring justin back to your show please

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  70. You can feel your IQ dropping when watching this liberals nonsense.

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  74. "For all the juicy fruits that I love to eat strawberries, raspberries, pineapples and chicken" come again? 😂😂

  75. Comedy at it's finest 😂😂! Preach them seasonings!!!!

  76. I wnt 2 meet u ellen 😭😢
    I m from 🇮🇳
    Live in karnataka…
    Banglore

  77. what is love? L O V E….PEACH….😂😂

  78. 123rd comment! 😇

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