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Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Crash James Corden’s Monologue

Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Crash James Corden’s Monologue


BLESS YOU, EVERYBODY. LOTS OF NEWS TO COVER, LET’S GET
RIGHT INTO IT. SOME BAD NEWS FOR PRESIDENT
TRUMP TODAY. A MAJOR WITNESS IN THE
IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY HAS NOW CHANGED HIS TESTIMONY. AMBASSADOR GORDON SONDLAND, WHO
PREVIOUSLY SAID THERE WAS NO “QUID PRO QUO,” A FAVOR FOR A
FAVOR, AS PART OF TRUMP’S NEGOTIATIONS WITH UKRAINE. WELL, NOW, HE’S SAYING THERE
WAS. YEAH. WOW. THE THING ABOUT TRUMP WE ALL
KNEW WAS TRUE TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE. ( LAUGHTER )
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? IN HIS EARLIER TESTIMONY, THE
AMBASSADOR SAID THERE WAS NO “QUID PRO QUO,” BUT THEN HE
FOUND OUT WHAT “QUID PRO QUO” MEANT AND WAS LIKE, “OH, YEAH
THERE WAS DEFINITELY THAT.” ( LAUGHTER )
THE AMBASSADOR HAS NOW REVISE HIS TESTIMONY. WHILE I IMAGINE PRESIDENT TRUMP
IS NOW “REVISING” THE AMBASSADOR’S EMPLOYMENT STATUS. ( LAUGHTER )
IN OTHER IMPEACHMENT NEWS, ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, THE
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ORGANIZED THOUSANDS OF PHONE
CALLS TO DOZENS OF HOUSE DEMOCRATS TO JAM UP THEIR PHONE
LINES DURING THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY. THE IDEA WAS TO OOD THE LINES
AND STALL THE INVESTIGATION. THESE MONSTERS. ( LAUGHTER )
PHONE CALLS? ( LAUGHTER )
TO A LAND LINE? ( LAUGHTER )
IF THEY LEFT VOICEMAILS TOO, THEY SHOULD BE CHARGED WITH
WAR CRIMES. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, HERE’S THE PROBLEM WITH CALLING SOMEONE TO JAM UP THEIR
PHONE LIS: YOU’RE ALSO JAMMING UP YOUR PHONE LINE. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU’RE LIKE, “HA! I SHOWED THEM, THEY WERE STUCK
ON THE PHONE FOR HOURS, WHEREAS I WAS… WELL, I WAS ALSO STUCK
ON THE PHONE FOR HOURS.” THEY MADE 11,000 PHONE CALLS. YOU KNOW IT’S NOT A GOOD SIGN
WHEN REPUBLICANS ARE ACTING THE SAME WAY I DID WHEN MY HIGH
SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. ( LAUGHTER )
MOVING ON, DURING AN INTERVIEW TO PROMOTE HIS NEW BOOK, DONALD
TRUMP JUNIOR SAID THAT HIS FATHER MONITORS HIS SOCIAL MEDIA
AND WILL TELL HIM TO CALM DOWN WHEN HE GETS, “A LITTLE HOT ON
SOCIAL.” ( LAUGHTER )
WHEN DONALD TRUMP HAS TO TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN ON TWITTER, YOU
KNOW YOU’VE GOT A PROBLEM. ( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP WARNED DONALD JUNIOR THAT HIS SON’S SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE
WAS “GETTING A LITTLE HOT.” MAKING THIS THE FIRST TIME
ANYONE IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
THAT AN INCREASE IN TEMPERATURE WAS MAN-MADE. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERING )
IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS, AS YOU MAY KNOW, PEOPLE ALL OVER THE
COUNTRY VOTED TODAY FOR STATEWIDE AND LOCAL RACES. BUT PRESIDENT TRUMP SEEMED TO BE
OBSESSED WITH ANOTHER KIND OF VOTING, BECAUSE HE TWEETED “VOTE
FOR SEAN SPICER ON “DANCING WITH THE STARS.” ( LAUGHTER )
HE IS A GREAT AND VERY LOYAL GUY WHO IS WORKING VERY HARD! HASHTAG MAGA”
( LAUGHTER ) IF YOU DON’T REMEMBER SEAN
SPICER, HE IS TRUMP’S FORMER PRESS SECRETARY. HERE’S WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE THEN. AND HERE’S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
NOW. ( LAUGHTER )
WHILE WORKING FOR TRUMP, SPICER WAS OFTEN ACCUSED OF GOING ON
TELEVISION AND LYING TO THE COUNTRY. AND HE CONTINUES TO DO JUST THAT
BY GOING ON “DANCI WITH THE STARS” AND REFERRING TO
HIMSELF AS A “STAR.” ( LAUGHTER )
WHY IS SEAN SPICER EVEN ON “DANCING WITH THSTARS?”
POLITICIANS DON’T BELONG ON ENTERTAINMENT SHOWS. THESE SHOWS ARE FOR CELEBRITIES
NOT POLITICAL FIGURES. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YEAH, THANK YOU. YOU’RE WITH ME. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?>>WELL, WE HEARD YOUR JOKES
BACKSTAGE AND FELT IT WAS OUR CIVIC DUTY TO END THIS
HUMANITARIAN CRISIS. ( LAUGHTER )
>>YOU KNOW, I REALLY AM FED UP WITH ALL OF YOUR TRUMP JOKES
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
IF ANYONE SHOULD BE TELLING TRUMP JOKES, IT’S ME. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>JAMES: ALL RIGHT, YOU’VE GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP TRYING TO GET VOTES FOR
SEAN SPICER ON “DANCING WITH THE STARS?”
WELL, THE STAGE IS YOURS. GO FOR IT. GO AHEAD,ET IN THERE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>ACTUALLY, I DO. YOU KNOW, I CAN’T BLAME TRUMP
FOR TRYING TO HELP. SEAN SPICER. IF THERE’S ONE THING WE’VE
LEARNED, IT’S THAT THESE GUYS REALLY CAN’T WIN THE POPULAR
VOTE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>JAMES: CHELSEA, DO YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THIS?>>SURE. FORMER WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN
SEAN SPICER IS NOW ON “DANCING WITH THE STARS.” IT’S AN IMPROVEMENT FROM HIS OLD
JOB, “DANCING AROUND THE ISSUES.” ( RIM SHOT )
>>JAMES: THIS IS GREAT. DO YOU WANT TO DO ANOTHER STORY,
HILLARY?>>OH, SURE, BUT PLEASE CALL ME
SECRETARY CLINTON. ( LAUGHTER )
>>JAMES: OKAY. APOLOGIES, SECRETARY CLINTON. ( LAUGHTER )
CHELSEA, DID YOU SEE HOW “THE NEW YORK TIMES” JUST ANALYZED
ALL OF PRESIDENT TRUMP’S TWEETS?>>I DID. THERE WERE SOME PRETTY SHOCKING
REVELATIONS. FOR EXAMPLE, 50% OF TRUMP’S
TWEETS HAVE BEEN ATTACKS ON PEOPLE, WHILE 100% HAVE BEEN
ATTACKS ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. ( RIM SHOT )
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>>PRETTY SHOCKING. IT CAME OUT TO A TOTAL OF 6,000
TWEETS ATTACKING PEOPLE. EVEN MORE SURPRISING, ONLY 3,000
OF THOSE WERE ABOUT MY EMAILS. ( RIM SHOT )
( APPLAUSE )>>JAMES: ALL RIGHT. LET’S DO THIS. ARE YOU READY? I’M JAMES CORDEN, SHE’S
SECRETARY CLINTON, SHE’S CHELSEA CLINTON, WE’RE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT THEIR “BOOK OF GUTSY WOMEN” LATER ON THE SHOW. REGGIE, YOU READY? THIS IS THE “LATE LATE SHOW.” ROLL THE TITLES.

Comments (100)

  1. I just vomited in my mouth

  2. SHE LOST, REMEMBER?!?!?! #BERNIE2020

  3. 🤩Secretary Clinton!
    After this fiasco is all over, there needs to be a Telethon Roast for Trump, from celebs and others, to help the World vent frustration! (And give to a worthy cause!)

    Ps..
    WTH is with the Epstein comments on every thread of every video?? There are bots and people just spewing shout outs. Old news! Political or not, criminal perverts don't get treated well in prison, to begin with!
    Felon 101! All that happened is awful but, there are bigger
    Fish to Fry!!
    Focus People!!

  4. Thanks for ruining a perfectly good show, Clintons.

  5. I like James Corden as a comedian and that is all..Do not take his commentary as truth it is not real or factual. He is funny thou.

  6. That'll make you lose your breakfast. Satan & her spawn on late night.

  7. And she didn't cough one time..

  8. 'WE GOT HIM NOW, NOW HE WILL BE IMPEACHED' ….
    how many times did they say it in the last months and …what happened ?
    Right…Nothing!

  9. Literally the same day ABC news gets exposed that Clinton was a major pedo, his wife and daughter get a standing ovation lol.

  10. So you know that there are people who infect themselves with parasites, amoebas, funguses and so on and are employed by US government for whatever reason. I mean, is this my imagination going this far? Just when you think that Donald Trump, along with his family, calls off every girl with big boobs, long hair, not big butts, calling it a witch hunt… We all know how safe is the American environment, from slaughterers to pedoephiles, to criminals walking free. So many cameras out there, and we are all a set up!!!! (How many girls called for help!)

  11. These people are so pathetic. Their obsession with the President is really psychotic.

  12. "wE LeArN tHaT ThEsE gUyS rEaLlY CaN't WiN a PoPuLaR vOtE"
    And you can't win a general election…

  13. Marvellous Job, I Liked it a lot, See this New Album 'Monish Jasbird – Death Blow', channel link www.youtube.com/channel/UCv_x5rlxirO-WKjLIyk6okQ?sub_confirmation=1 , you may like it 🙂

  14. Ok, is it just me or does anybody else really wanna see Hilary Clinton and Michelle Obama co-hosting a TV show together? That would be glorious!!

  15. Another pathetic performance by the Clintons

  16. I love James!! He is always funny, always knowledgeable, better than Fallon and love Hillary and Chelsea!! Funny and ironic and well-spoken!

  17. Don't state run media annoy you? All these positive stories about Trump and republicans!
    Wait…the OPPOSITE of that…

  18. Why is hillary wearing, what you call in german a “Küchentuch”, it’s like the blanket you put on the dinner table!?!

  19. two phonies…. where's Bill and Monica?

  20. Democrats are Cringe level 150

  21. So Team Trump used a secret server, personal phones for work, and 'What's App' to hide communication from gov't oversight and record keeping. Why aren't Republicans prosecuting them?

  22. you should play spill your guts with her and see if she eat a baby!

  23. To all the people in the audience laughing, would you still be laughing if you understood how evil these politicians are? Yes you would.

  24. Should’ve been Madame President…

  25. Holy Jesus… WOW going on 4 years and "popular vote". OMG she really thinks shes president. She STILL blames EVERYONE.. no really go search.. and HOW in the world can James Corden NOT ask her about haha the 2 RUSSIAN agents running for president that SHE KNOWS about haha

  26. Hillary is the old Arkansas prisoner blood bank witch and white water gator…plus she and bill are the drug port at Mena for CIA…

  27. Now I know why they aired this after everyone went to bed.

  28. Chelsea Clinton has a female Howdy Doody look to her face; not a good teeth to gum ratio going on.

  29. Disgusting, how can you let this evil entity on your show JAMES CORDEN?
    Do you have any idea how many people died because of her? Haiti, Libya, Syria, Benghazi, Pay2Play with her fake Clinton Foundation, Yugoslavia(Serbia/Croatia-15000 baby's stolen).
    YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. nobody:

    hillary clinton: black people are superpredators

  31. Politics nowadays is like two school bullies throwing mockery jokes at each other. How pathetic lmao

  32. Chelsea is so fucking hot. Would smash all night long.

  33. This was Hillaryous

  34. She is such a stiff old hag! No real personality, total fake!

  35. She should be cracking jokes about Jeffery Epstein

  36. Hillary Clinton is a rapist enabling demon from the fiery pits of hell

  37. John podesta is a rapist

  38. CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

  39. Hillary and Bill Clinton have been involved in the murders of over 90 people.

  40. Hillary and Bill Clinton are responsible for child sex trafficking out of Haiti

  41. Jeffery Epstein and Bill Clinton raped little girls together

  42. Epstein didn’t kill himself.

  43. How far you have fallen James, you used to be somewhat humorous. Sounds like canned laughter for this shit show.

  44. Is this really what politics has come too? God Bless America and help us every one.

  45. HRC, just go away, you lost, always trying to steal the spot;light to promote yourself, get a life

  46. 5 more years snowflakes 😉 😉 😉

  47. i like you james but hate hillary sooooo..

  48. Another filthy limey who thinks we should listen to his opinion.

  49. Tell the whole truth he didn't change his testimony you guys always leave stuff out or you're just too stupid and don't pay attention

  50. The sad thing is Sean Spicer really is doing well in the popular vote, or else he would have been voted out a month ago.

  51. God. Is the White House all these late-night shows can talk about? Literally, ya lacking originality.

  52. How the fuck dare you bring these criminal Clintons onto your show.

  53. WHY do they still give Hilary air time she failed to get the presidency move on.

  54. What happened to Chelsea? She’s so frumpy- ick.

  55. OMG! chelsea is so fvcking FAT!

  56. Hillary: “If there is anyone that should tell trump jokes its me”

    Also Hillary: is trumps joke

  57. Damn Chelsea is getting uglier by the day just like her mom

  58. Trying to groom Chelsea as a candidate.

    Chelsea needs to take a dna test to see if Mr.Ed is her father. Chelsea has a face and the teeth to be a horse 🐎.

    Bill's at home getting his whistle blown by a teenager 😆😆😆

  59. 3 fat cvnts on the stage!

  60. Hillary, just go away

  61. My god. Theres nothing more sad then a old women clinging to that sore loserness inside of her. Then again she needs somethin inside of her since bill is inside some 20 yr old

  62. 2 Biggest scum bags on the planet Hillary and her Donkey face daughter

  63. Someone writes a Joke for Donkey face Chelsea and she cant even deliver it

  64. WOW THAT WAS HORRENDOUS !!!!

  65. well, no question as to mr. corden "being in tank" w/rest of late night hosts. (maybe RATINGS DROPS spur change…)

  66. I (as well as every conservative alive) prays this godless parade float runs for president again : )

  67. Whoaaaa. What a bomb that was! Chelsea still looks soo much like her biological dad, Web Hubbell now that is funny! Even despite her plastic surgery. Web had some strong genes

  68. Bill Clinton back when he was President was jogging on a beach and tripped over a partially buried old oil lamp.

    To his surprise a genie popped out and told him, I will grant you any wish that you ask me.

    Bill thought a while and told the Genie, I want peace in the middle east. If I am the president that can achieve this, I will be the greatest President of all time.

    The genie replied, "come on now, even I have limitations, it has to be a realistic wish, those people have been fighting for thousands of years, it is impossible; think of another wish."

    After a few moments, Bill gleefully states, "I got it!!" Make my daughter Chelsea Miss Universe."

    The genie looks at Bill with a sigh…and says, "let me take another look at that map of the middle east."

  69. Why do they hate trump so much? Once he is gone they are out of material.

  70. I genuinely feel sorry for the people that get their "news" from late night comedy shows. This is just sickening.

  71. This is so cringeworthy. Hillary is the joke

  72. Chelsea looks more and more like her father every day.

  73. This is disgusting!!!

  74. Does anyone actually find any of this actually funny?

  75. She was hilarious. Loved it 💜👍

  76. Borrrrring. Wait a sec, where is her hot sauce?!!!

  77. TRUMP 2020 – HAHAHAHAHAHA

  78. Never have I felt so bad for an old woman before in all my life, not even Rose in Titanic. Seriously, 9 Americans were killed in Mexico and Clinton is thee most pathetic, sad thing in the world. Like the worst episode of the Golden Girls.

  79. What a couple of desperate morons,,so emberassing

  80. Viewer…"didn't you smell a sulfur smell from Hillary?"
    James response…'I was wondering what that smell was'

  81. James why did you not ask Hillary why there was a oil painting of Bill in a blue dress in Epstein's mansion?

  82. They might as well be standing & applauding Mao.

  83. Hillary Clinton & Bill De Blasio ticket 2020!!!!!!!!! Maybe Maxine Waters as Attorney General and AOC as Secretary of State.

  84. The Clintons did plenty of devious stuff like most politicians, but I'd still rather have her as president over Trump the Chump.
    I have to go by the old adage, "… the lesser of the two evils."

    Fuck Trump and anyone that still supports him. That's not personal, just politically speaking. Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles can see through all his bullshit better than his supporters.

  85. The only increase of temperature is going to be under your feet James when you go to hell for supporting Hillary Clinton, Satan spawn. Did you not know she is of a witch coven. Did you not know she hates the US Military.

  86. they look so natural and unscripted.

  87. James is funny even on Trump, but I needed to find a picture of Ivanka when Hillary and Chelsea came out…

  88. 🤦🏼‍♂️

    The cringe is strong with these two

  89. Did you see the applause sing light up !!!

  90. Tulsi just destroyed Hillary Clinton. Hillary should be in jail for undermining and overthrowing foreign governments

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