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Fletch’s Anger Management Lesson – Blark and Son

Fletch’s Anger Management Lesson – Blark and Son


(grunting) – [Computer] Enemy double kill. – Zeke, I’m dying here! – [Zeke] Sorry man, I’m
so distracted lately. Regina has my head in
clouds, like spider on, – [Computer] Enemy triple kill. – Well can you lock it up bro, I need you to focus on the game. – [Computer] Enemy quadra-kill. – [Zeke] There’s no word
for it in my language, but in English, Regina
makes me what you call, Happy. – [Computer] Enemy penta-kill. – [Zeke] I think I just
really like her Son. – What? What was that Zeke? – [Zeke] I’m saying
I like Regina. – No, no, I can’t hear
you, you’re breaking up. Must be a bad connection
or something, bye bye. – [Zeke] I like Regina, – Bleck. – [TV] The most powerful
raptor in the Americas is the Harpy Eagle, Brazilian’s
call it the Royal Hawk, Peruvian’s death hawk but
the locals in this area refer to it simply as,
dear Lord will you give me back my baby, hawk. – I bet that street pigeon
thinks he’s a real hot shot. – [TV] Adult harpies are known
for their territoriality, engaging rivals in
staring contests, once the stand off begins,
the first to look away loses, and must surrender their
nest to the better eagle. – Wish I could just stare
done Stacy and take his house. (laughs) (caws) Crimson Kool-Aid
a harpy eagle, ha, this is proving to be the
best Saturday of this week. (upbeat music) – [Blark] Son. – [Son] Not now dad. – [Blark] Hey son. – [Son] Not now. – I love you son. (laughs) I should warn you bird, I was trained in
eyeball fighting by a carny named Bob and
he didn’t have any eyelids. (caws) (moans) – I am peeved,
PO-ed, I am enraged and I need to talk it out. – Son, are you looking
to dish with dad at the very same moment
mother nature’s presented me with the opportunity to best one of the most lethal
beasts of prey? (caws) – Yes. – Damn! Forced to chose between being
the best dad in the room and proving myself alpha
of the animal kingdom. (caws) Unfortunately losing
this animal standoff might end up being
harmful to you. Oh, I’m sorry son,
you’re on your own. (dramatic music) (growls) – Fletch, you want
to be angry with me? – Looks like the style
sections gonna have to wait. (laughs) (dramatic music) this is something I picked
up on my fourth tour of southeast Asia. A practice used by the
frustrated Generals of the Tang dynasty. The tradition is that
you verbalize everything that bothers you then
once inside the circle, you scream at the
top of your lungs at the height of your anger, the Mushi, that’s
me, yanks you out, hence this rope, leaving
your anger trapped in the circle. This technique has been called
many things by many cultures. But I call it, the anger zone. – And what do these
socks represent? – The socks are just your
socks, you guys are filthy. – This is dumb. – Oh really? Aren’t you just a
little bit upset that you’re gonna want
cereal in the morning but the milk’s gone bad. – I did see that. – And aren’t you just
a tiniest bit perturbed that you have zero
privacy in this house? – Yes, that’s an
ongoing problem. – And don’t you feel
a wee bit of anger when they tell you you gotta
wake up and go to school? – Yes, we should be able
to do everything online. – Can’t you feel the
blood in your guts turn over in fury every time
Zeke talks about Regina? – Yes, it drives me crazy. – Why does it drive you crazy? Why? – Because, – Because why? – Because I like her and
Regina was supposed to be mine. – And how does
that make you feel? Scream child, scream. (dramatic music) (screams) Scream child. (shouts) (caws) – Son, are you okay? Zeke said he couldn’t
get ahold of you. And I got scared, so
I came right over. And then I heard a
little girl screaming, what? Is that a Tang
dynasty anger circle? – And how does
that make you feel? – It makes me want to
punch Jane in the face. – Why? – She doesn’t know half the
things I’m going through because I don’t tell
anyone how I truly feel. – And what are
you going through? What do you feel? – I feel like Zeke doesn’t
like me and maybe I’m wasting my precious time? – Release the fire. (dramatic music) (screams) (gasps) This house, is clear. (laughs) – Wow, I am so sorry, that
was really embarrassing, I obviously have some stuff
to work out with Zeke. I’m gonna go now. See you later Son. I’m glad you’re okay. – Wait, Regina, you should know, Zeke
really likes you. – You don’t have to say that. – I know, but it’s true. He never stops talking
about how great you are because you are great. He’s probably too
scared to tell you because he likes you so much. – Seriously? – Seriously. – Well that makes me
feel a lot better. Thanks Son. – No problem. – You’re a true gentlemen Son. Aside from the one
time you almost let your father murder me. (laughs) You want to go back
inside and work it out? – Nah, is there such a thing
as a sadness circle? – Yeah, it’s called life and
you’re already in it. – Ah an anger zone, I haven’t used one of
those since I found out limes weren’t baby lemons. – Not even gonna touch that. – I’m ready for
your thing now Son, what’s going on? – Oh nothing, just lost
the love of my life. – Well it looks like we all
lost something today Son. You’ve lost a girl, which
I’m very sorry about. Fletch lost my respect by
trashing the living room, and I lost my bedroom to a
territorial bird of prey. I’m guessing we have 10 to 15
seconds before she figures out how to use the doorknob. (bangs) Run. (dramatic music)
(Caws) (shouts) Ow, oh, my spine. – [Son] Get it off me. – [Fletch] Show your
wingspan, do the jungle flight doesn’t make this any easier. (funky music) – [Man] Sweet. (upbeat music)

Comments (100)

  1. I want more episodes!

  2. I did a report on the Harpy Eagle in 4th grade. Got to see one in person. And now theres one in Blark n son. My life is complete

  3. Best Saturday this week 😂😂🤣

  4. "aahh?? what?? sorry must be the connection" plugs computer out instead of simply turning off wifi

  5. "Ya it's called life, your already in it" best quote yet

  6. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH… ITS GROWING ON ME LIKE A PARASITE!

  7. This show is wholesome with valuable lessons! Reminds me of the 90s. Not many shows or any at all have this goal nowadays. Therefore I love this show and will continue to support.

  8. Like Son, I too have lost the love of my life to another.

  9. i have to rewatch themm episodes all over again just to enjoy this show

  10. I love watching this series like an actual show 😂👌🏽I enjoy it a lot

  11. Love this show, gives me Mr.meaty vibes

  12. I really like its show

  13. I need more of this show! Please don’t stop!

  14. This show is just the worst.

  15. Rrrrrrrrrrelease da fire

  16. im reporting son for leaving the game his acc gonna get ban for weeks

  17. Hell yeah, Fletch is back baby

  18. I didn't like this show at first but now I want longer episodes!

  19. bruh I’m in love with this show

  20. This shit is entertaining, make more! This is what keeps my going.

  21. This is like Puppet 2 1/2 Men, but WAY funnier

  22. I'm ready got season 2

  23. This show is dangerous to watch while …consuming… literally anything.

  24. Hey look its the "Dear God please give me back my baby Hawk"…

  25. i really love this serie! keep it up guys!

  26. Gonna rewatch all episodes once this season is over

  27. SCREAM CHILD! SCREEEEAAAAM!
    RELEASE THE FYAH!!!

  28. I need an anger circle lmaoo

  29. That Anger Circle got me LMAO

  30. hehehehahahajajajajajaja!

  31. i've already watched each episode 5 times

  32. Akuma reference anyone?

  33. best show on youtube by faaar

  34. 5:06 RELEASE THE FIRE!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  35. Who else is shitting right now?

  36. "I bet that street pigeon thinks he's a REAL hotshot"

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  37. "Scream Son! SCREEEEEEEEEAM!!!!!"

  38. Dunkey reference at 1:41? Weo Weo

  39. Aw this is the best episode yet! The editing and music are making these new episodes REALLY incredible!

  40. Realise the fire 5:03

  41. She's gone Super Saiyan!

  42. This is the best one yet.

  43. Shame i can't thumbs up this show more. Holy fuck this is great!

  44. I did not expect to fall in love with this

  45. wish my schooling was done online when i was in mid school💥💻😵m/😂😂😂😂🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

  46. i picture all tryndemere players looking like son from now on

  47. 5:22 Ace Ventura Pet Detective

  48. Is there a sadness circle?
    Ya… its called life, and you're already in it.
    That hit me in the place where i feel things, God damn you Fletch, you magnificent stallion

  49. Why does blark sound like Gary Busey?

  50. "I was trained in eyeball Fighting by a car named Bob and he had no eyelids"

  51. what is this? why i like it? why i want more? why????

  52. The part with Fletcher running to each side killed my sides

  53. Did he just rage quit from a fucking league of legends game

  54. The amount of details that bring everything to life is amazing. This show is next level.

  55. This series is fucking incredible.

  56. Im guessing we have 10-15 seconds before she works the door knob 😂😂😂😂😂

  57. I still can't believe his name is "Son". Third episode I watched. Immediately a fan. 😂😭

  58. "aaaah my spine "

  59. I actually used the "anger circle" for my girlfriend to see what happened, and shockingly it worked. Thanks guys.

  60. 6:45 agreed 😐

  61. When they go super sayain

  62. RELEASE THE FIIIIRRE
    love it lmao

  63. predator on tryndamere??? im disappointed son! DISAPPOINTED!

  64. Guess the style section has to wait. HA.

  65. son is trynda main?

  66. pronuncie league of legends like this 0:41

  67. I think blark is a schizo

  68. BOOOOEEH ITS NOT FROM THE SOUTH EAST ASIA THAT WRITING IS JAPANESE BOEH

  69. Can zeek have face reval

  70. Lol I’m so glad I found this show

  71. This show is trippy

  72. Bird love blark son

  73. Seth Green is so talented, I swear anything he touches is instantly hilarious!

  74. So Blark can kill a big ass rat but not a bird…?

  75. It’s weird how people call son son like other guys and gals are his son

  76. SCREAM CHILD SCREAM!

  77. These are like the best shows ever!!!

  78. NOOO SON IS GONNA GET LOW PRIORITY

  79. 5:21 Soundtrack?

  80. I’m sorry but Son just reminds me of jimmy from GTA 5

  81. wow that seem wrong a black male and a Latino female tied up?

  82. I watched one of these a few days ago wondering what kind of human specimen would make these weird meat dolls.
    Now I'm binging all the episodes I can find.

  83. Release Da FIIAAAAAAAH!!!

  84. I NEED MORE REGINA AND SON DYQHSGUEKA

  85. "SCREAM CHILD REEEEE!!!"

  86. My dad said jr looks like me ml?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆

  87. why does Fltch remind me of Sergeant Johnson?

  88. was episode 16 the final episode of season 1?

  89. By far the best quality content on Youtube. It's a cable quality show that we some how get to watch free on Youtube. I'm severely grateful!

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