Every Fake Business in Breaking Bad | Netflix

Every Fake Business in Breaking Bad | Netflix

– How much is this? – I have no earthly idea. – You know you need to
launder your money, right? Do you understand the basics of it? Placement, layering, integration? (machine whirring)
(upbeat music) – Your new lab. – I ain’t buyin’ no damn
nail salon so just forget it. – Well you wanna stay outta jail don’t ya? I mean, you wanna keep your
money and your freedom, ’cause I got three little
letters for ya, IRS. If they can get Capone they can get you. One look at this place,
you’re gonna fall in love. (Saul coughs)
(upbeat music) Huh? Was I right? Where else you gonna find a cash only business that’s this much fun? Unless we’re talkin’ massage
parlors and uh, I don’t see it. Hey, look. Here’s you, right? Pink, Pinkman, get it? Okay? Here’s your cash. You’re out on the town, yeah? You’re partying hardy,
you’re knockin’ boots with the chicky babes and oh! Who’s this? It’s the tax man and he’s lookin’ at you. Now what does he see? – Can I help you, Sir? – Diet coke, please. And five minutes of your time. (upbeat music) – He sees a young fella, big fancy house, unlimited cash supply and no job. Now what is the conclusion
the tax man makes? – I’m a drug dealer. – Eh, wrong. Million times worse. You’re a tax cheat. What do they do? They take every penny and you go in the can for felony tax evasion. Ouch! (cash register dings)
(upbeat music) – Always sticky. – Yeah. – No problem. Who’d have thought that someday I would be handing these keys to you? – Now, you give me your money, okay? That’s called placement. Hand me that little thing, bin. This is the nail salon, right? I take your dirty money and I slip it into the salon’s nice clean cash flow. That’s called layering. Final step, integration. The revenues from the
salon go to the owner. That’s you. Your filthy drug money
has been transformed into nice clean taxable income brought to you by a savvy investment
in a thriving business. I know it’s a long shot. Look, I get it. Just say no and we’ll go get dinner. – No way we’re cookin’ in here. – Who said here? (upbeat music) (tarp rustling) A house is infested, truck
load is up, home owners leave, and that’s where we’ll cook. – If you wanna stay a criminal and not become say, a convict, then maybe you should grow
up and listen to your lawyer. – Right. So, you can get your 5%. – No, that’s 17%. That’s the usual, 17%
and that’s a bargain. Hey, what? You… Hey, listen to it! Come on, I’m talkin’ to
you about your future here. Listen to reason!

Comments (100)

  1. That video description tho

  2. Breaking bad: a
    Netflix:1000 videos about beaking bad for weak

  3. Nostalgia hitting very hard….Now I want to see few episodes of breaking bad

  4. What was the point of this, Netflix

  5. Madrigal is far to be a fake business. It's a global firm…

  6. What about the vacuum guy?

  7. Fake business ? I don't see any fake business, do you see any fake business?

  8. What do you rate el camino?

  9. i think hes not dead and he then breaks out of prison for another 5 series.pleeeaaaaaaasssssseeeeee

  10. Anyone else watch the new movie “El Camino”

  11. pinkman dun goofed

  12. Vamanos Pest was a real business.

  13. El camino is awesome, finally a decent ending for jesse

  14. Literally GTA: Albuquerque XD my sudden epiphany of why this show is so great…a real life depiction of much of the events of your typical GTA game lol

  15. If your advertising Breaking Bad so much, can we also expect Breaking Bad to be on AUS NETFLIX

  16. Spoiler they’re all fake. This isn’t real. Seen the one on need for speed and the older one on malcolm in the middle and he had hair. Think they’re actors

  17. Those washing machines drain water out the bottom into trenches, putting an entrance to a lab under it would never work.

  18. The movie SUCKED 😔
    I pirated the movie, but still want a refund 😂

  19. He thought me more about taxes than school

  20. i miss this show so much… nothing compares. small details matter

  21. Every law has its loophole.

  22. Vámonos Fest ⚗️🕸️

  23. Top 10 TV Series:

    1.) The Wire

    <really big gap>

    2.) Breaking Bad
    3.) Power
    4.) Shameless
    5.) Boardwalk Empire
    6.) Snowfall
    7.) Queen of the South
    8.) Orange is the New Black
    9.) The Sopranos
    10.) Travelers

  24. Or maybe Vince Gilligan isn't who he really is and is promoting meth on a global level

  25. They skipped the vacuum cleaner business that ended up being a big part of el camino as well, lame.

  26. If you think about it Mattress firm is a money laundering scheme lol

  27. So, that locksmith company, body shop, and musical instrument store all exist in real life?

  28. Watch Ozark ,it is very similar to Breaking Bad

  29. It works for streaming business too. If you Mix clean subscriber cash with lots of dummy accounts 😉

  30. "here is you, pink pinkman, get it?"

  31. The movie was as bad as the taxman we all hate…

  32. Los polios Hermanos isn't fake though 🙄

  33. Who see's El Camino too

  34. Breaking bad movie sucks 😀

  35. Walter and Jesse should've hired Marty Byrde to wash their money. 🤭

  36. Будет продолжение?

  37. I love how Saul talks.. So convincing

  38. The movie could have been way better than it was. Was pretty whack tbh

  39. Ice Station Zebra Associates?

  40. I honestly think breaking bad taught me more things then school lmfao

  41. Pink Pinkman lmaoo its still funny

  42. What is the name of that track in the background

  43. They should have just listened to Sol and carried on working for Gus lol. They'd be clean millionaires.

  44. No matter what ..never loose him…if you ever know a man like saul..

  45. unfortunately again Netflix got ending of breaking bad and turned into an average movie . . 😒

  46. Is it some kinda of suggest to make fake business lol?

  47. What if McDonalds is a money laundering company and is owned by a drug cartel

  48. Can someone pls confirm Saul ends up rich beyond his means?

  49. The businesses are REAL. It’s the identities that are fake.

  50. Jesse Pinkman still not convinced to give 17% in EL CAMINO

  51. so its more about having a long term substancive use of something that has more use to you overall like that already

  52. This should be titled as "front businesses". Best. Series. Ever.

  53. saul is great 😀

  54. Is it reprehensible or legally wrong if i open a real Los Pollos Hermanos restaurant with almost same / same layout without consent from Vince Gilligan or the breaking bad team?

  55. I just hope he comes back from Alaska after 1 year and reunites with White
    Plot twist : White isn't dead, he is in captivity, police made it up, jesse comes back to rescue him from Guantanamo Bay detention camp

    Please Vince Gilligan please… Make one final 10 episodes series on this

    Please guys like, who knows he would make one final series

    Remember it wasn't shown that Walter White is dead, it was just told in news

  56. Did they mention the vacuum cleaner man?

  57. Keeping Distance of criminal Delicts is against the Law of ABQ.
    Stayin' clean and running legal Business in Albuquerque seems like to be the Boss stage

  58. 1. the Empire business

  59. Ah. Just like Skylar's role on the show.

  60. Ah. Just like Skylar's role on the show.

  61. You forgot the vacuum place

  62. Makes me want to watch Better Call Saul all over again. Breaking bad gave me Saul Goodman. .S'ALL GOOD, MAN !

  63. These are "Fronts" not fake businesses.

  64. grey matter technologies?

  65. nobody:

    Pinkman: “BITCHHH!”

  66. What about the vacuum retailer

  67. I haven't been watching Better Call Saul. Isn't it BEFORE Breaking Bad? In El Camino someone maybe a cop says to Jesse at some point "you got what you deserved, your partner did and your lawyer did". Could someone remind me what happened to Saul at the end of BB? I thought he got away scot free!

  68. I am so happy you're uploading high quality Breaking Bad clips now, Netflix.

  69. 1:15
    – He sees a young fella, big fancy house, unlimited cash supply and no job. Now what is the conclusion the taxman makes?
    – I'm a drug dealer.
    – Eh! Wrong. Million times worse. You're a tax cheater. What do they do? They take every penny and you go in the can for felony tax evasion.

    Because what triggers the government are the taxes not paid, even if you earn money without making anything bad to people.

  70. this video is pointless there's like 3 fake businesses

  71. Any one wanna talk about braking bad ??? Insta: B.yas.ser

  72. Ya better call Saul!

  73. I think you mean successful parent businesses.

  74. It's launderer not fake

  75. Thanks for the advice Saul. Simple and effective 👏🏽

  76. YOO has anyone here watched better call sal?! if so is it worth watching ??

  77. i love breaking bad the tv series but the El Camino movie is 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

  78. Better listen to Sal

  79. You missed the gray matter found for Walter's family

  80. Best show Netflix ever had.

  81. Would the vacuum store be considered a fake business 🧐

  82. Walter white the saint of cancer
    -A crazy lawyer

  83. There goes my 3 mins.
    (And 30secs to type this)

  84. yayyy breaking bad is back

  85. I ain't gonna lie the information sal just said about the money & irs is information thx better call saul 👌🏾👏🏾😂

  86. “Knockin’ boots with the chicky babes”

  87. I've never ran a fake business this statement is so true some investors sued me about it once and their severances were covered by about 11%. Of my insurance capacity when that was a much much much much much etc.. smaller number than it is now.

  88. I've never ran a fake business. This statement is so true some investors sued me about it once and their severances were covered by about 11% of my insurance capacity when that was a much much much much much etc… Smaller number than it is now.

  89. I can't even remember how wrong that was of them but I do remember that they were very pissed off about being very wrong about basic Property rights.

  90. "I'm a drug dealer?"
    "Wrong! A million times worse: You're a tax cheat"

  91. Tax the biggest enemy, a movie should be created on them

  92. Oh so you want 5%🤷‍♂️ No its more like 17% 👩‍⚖️ & the kid walks 😳guess we'll see him in prison being some big dudes bitch😆🥇👍

  93. I wish they taught this in school

  94. The idea of a video game store was one of saul' best that pinkman couldnt see. It would've given his buds jobs and they could've looked out for him more. It was also too early on for walt to grasp, or he would've been all for it.

  95. Is it just me or did someone else also think that it was Obama in the thumbnail?????

  96. Netflix is going bankrupt

  97. Isn't that jessie pinckman from el camino.?

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