Ellen’s Thanksgiving Table Seating Strategy Is Failproof

Ellen’s Thanksgiving Table Seating Strategy Is Failproof

I gave in. I did it. I decorated before Thanksgiving. [CHEERING] I’m officially in
the holiday spirits, and by that, I mean I’m
drunk on peppermint schnapps. Thanksgiving is this week. And then there’s Black Friday. Then there’s Hanukkah. And then the big
one, the one everyone gets excited for, my
birthday in January. [CHEERING] I know. Yeah. They’re already playing
happy birthday in the mall. One of the most stressful
parts of the holidays– I think everyone can agree–
is getting the family together for dinner and where
people are going to sit. The whole seating plan
is really thought out. You have to think of
who’s sitting where. So every year, I like to
prepare you for what to expect. So, please bring out my table. Hopefully, this helps. All right. So, we have grandpa right here. And– I knew you were
going to be here. The most important
thing is to keep grandpa eating the entire time. When his mouth is full, he
can’t talk about the caravan. They’re coming over the wall! Oh, [INAUDIBLE]. All right. [CLAPPING] [SPUTTERING] All right. Since nobody else wanted
to sit next to him, that’s where you put your friend
from work, who had nowhere else to go for Thanksgiving. And you’ve worked with
her for six years, but you still don’t
know her name. It could be Carolyn. It could be Caroline. It could be– look
at your eyebrows. It could be Teresa. You think you saw her
stealing your silverware. You’re not sure. Did you take it? OK. What else? Is there anything else? You took my People’s
Choice Award? Is there anything else? All right. Keep that on your lap then. All right. Next, of course, is
your Aunt Melissa. You didn’t invite her,
but she’s here this year. She just showed up anyway. [CLAPPING] Aunt Melissa seems very
interested in your friend from work. And it’s not Thanksgiving
without some kids at the table. So next, we have little
Polly right here. And, oh. Oh my. Oh my god. How do you like the food? Oh my god. OK, happy Thanksgiving. Oh, that’s the
line you remember? All right. Next is Polly’s older brother,
who’s home from college. [COUGHING] And by home from college, I mean
he dropped out to become a DJ. He also made $3 billion in
Bitcoin, but for some reason, he’s still on your
cell phone plan. And he brought his
Tinder date, and you’re hoping she’s not some
weird girl from college. But no, she’s not. Don’t worry about that. [CHEERING] Hi, I’m Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel, so you can see more
awesome videos. Like videos of me getting scared
or saying embarrassing things, like ball peen hammer. And also some videos of
Ellen and other celebrities, if you’re into
that sort of thing. [SCREAM] [BLEEP] God. [BLEEP]

Comments (100)

  1. I love Ellen so much!!! Her laugh, her smile, her 👀 everything!! I’d love to hug her

  2. Mu question is….

    What was polly looking at on his tablet

  3. It was soo funny!!!i laughed with her all this video!!!😂😂😂👏👏👏it was AMAZING!!! especially with the dude in the cap and with the tablet in his hands😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  4. Who was that girl at the end?

  5. Wow is that turkey or chicken???????

  6. WHATS ON THE IPAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    99% what’s in the IPad
    1% comments aren’t disabled

  8. Polly 😂😂😂😂😂

  9. This wasn't even funny. At all. In fact, Ellen seemed to be doing most of the laughing.

  10. andy reactions is so boring and expecting 😪

  11. What I really want to know is how the food taste 🤣

  12. 😃😃😃😃

  13. Look at your eye brows
    Wow what a wonderful name

  14. I just let people sit were they want to sit

  15. Chrissy waited whole 4 minutes there.. 😍

  16. Ellen cracking up gets me EVERYTIME!😂🤣

  17. Ellen you're the best

  18. my birthday 🎂 is in january as well
    like if your birthday is in january as well

  19. my birthday 🎂 is in january as well
    like if your birthday is in january as well

  20. Ellens laugh is the best!

  21. I need to Know what's on that Ipad!!!!

  22. Hahahagahahahahahahahahahahahahagahagahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  23. Mommy..i need help. Am stuck in the Ellen side of YouTube☺

  24. I’m sorry but the one that’s vapeing is FIT

  25. I can't work out who Aunt Mellissa is from her staff, this video and the other absolutely hilarious one. Can someone fill me in on that one please? Thank you.

  26. You took my people's choice award?

  27. He probably had naughty pics on that iPad! Her reaction gave it away.

  28. Ellen: it could be Carolyn or Caroline
    Me: OMG she said my name!
    starts dancing randomly

  29. It could be Carol, it could be Caroline, it could be look at your brows 😂😂😂

  30. 3:46 CrankthatFrank has enter the chat

  31. Oh Ellen your the best

  32. What is on the IPAD!!!????

  33. Everyone is screaming about the lady in pink but I dont even know who she is.😕

  34. 3:50 whos that ?

  35. i think he was on Instagram…

  36. I want to know what’s in the iPad?!!! Hahahahahah

  37. The iPad was a mini.

  38. Ellen laughs and I'm now trying not go into hysterics laughing at her laughing.

  39. My bday is also in January

  40. Twin Z’s because my birthday is in January to

  41. Ellen birthday is on January mine is to omg that's so cool

  42. We don’t have thanksgiving in Australia

  43. I was eating while watching this….

    People don't make the same mistake as me..

  44. LITTLE PAULY HAHAHA. especially eye rolls “Shhhh”. Btw he wrote that he forgot his lines on his iPad because she says “That’s the line you remember” hahahha.

  45. Ellen's laugh💀💀💀

  46. I must see that I pad

  47. Don't tell me what's in the iPad

    Who else thought she was going to say CHRISTMAS!!??😁

  49. Hey Ellen how are u I want my dad to be happy so if u can help me that will be great plss I love u

  50. Little Polly’s eye roll tho 😂😂😂😂😂

  51. 3:24

    Littile Boy: Coughs

    Ellen: WHEEZE

    Little Boy: 🙁

  52. Ellen’s laugh had me dead 😂🤣❤️

  53. My family just lets everyone sit where they want

  54. Who came for Ellen's laugh? 😂

  55. ”T H E Y R E C O M I N G O V E R T H E W A L L – MRPH”

  56. My friends birthday is on January 26
    Just like Ellen’s

  57. I really LOVE your laugh 😂

  58. Hahahaha you should try not to laugh at this you will lise

  59. What little poly would be watching in his ipad?

  60. Aunt Melissa is back!!!

  61. Who was the lady in the pink???

  62. I had a moment like this with a guest the other day, I was afraid he was going to say something racist

  63. Ellen’s:Thanksgiving is this week then Black Fridey

    Me:Bish my favourite holiday is black fridey

  64. Lol love Ellen but when she laugh she sounds like the turkey they’re eating

  65. Do you think I ? What will h ?

  66. the blue hair guy looks so familiar

  67. that is when my birthday is i love you ellen in i what you to shot me out

  68. Hi like if u love Ellen

  69. When Ellen laughs, then i😂😂😂😂😂

  70. I wonder what little Pauly is watchin

  71. Ellen’s laughter is so funny

  72. I love that aunt melisa❤️🤣😂🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

  73. never seen Ellen laugh so hard. Hilarious skit.

  74. At 3:05 I'm pretty sure that he's drawing that "friend from work in a wayy if u know what I mean! " 💕🤣

  75. Her Birthday is 3 days after mine

  76. Where‘s Andyyyy?!

  77. Hey we’re both January babies!

  78. She come out in perfect timing!❤️

  79. I want to see the thanksgiving feast for this year! It’s After my birthday.

  80. Hers and my grandmas birthdays are the same day

  81. Is Mary playing Grandpa?!

  82. You know every time we watch this she gets richer

  83. The iPad deff has dory rule 34 in there

  84. Ellen you make us smile 😋

  85. okay everyone is confused whats on the ipad its hisr lines XDD

  86. People in the comments you want to know what's on the IPad for me I don't really know for sure

    But my guess is he might be watching Ellen wearing underwear on her head that is my guess

  87. I still don't know what was on the ipad

  88. Ellen please tell us what was on the iPad!! We all need to laugh 10 times as hard as you did!!

  89. ellens laugh sounds like a duck choking

  90. I love your laugh here Ellen

  91. Who else came here after watching "the 8th annual ELLEN'S choice awards"

  92. "They are already playing happy birthday in the mall" lol

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