Carrot Top and His Prop Trunk Interrupt David Spade – Lights Out with David Spade

Carrot Top and His Prop Trunk Interrupt David Spade – Lights Out with David Spade

It’s time
for another episode of the Tony-winning segment
“Career Enders.” -ATTELL: Ah.
-FISHER: Whoa. ♪ ♪ (cheering and applause) Who do we have today, announcer? ANNOUNCER:
Tonight’s guest is Carrot Top. -Oh!
-(cheering and applause) Yeah! Hi! Hello, everybody! All right. -Thanks for having…
Oh, thanks, Dave! -All right! Hi. What a hot crowd. -Thank you.
-Hot crowd. Thank you for joining us,
Mr. Top. Thank you, Mrs. Spade. -Thank you for having me
on the show. -SPADE: Mm-hmm. So, uh, quick question.
What do you think about this new female
James Bond? Um, I think women already have
a license to kill. It’s called the #MeToo movement.
You all know. -Oh.
-(laughter and groaning) -No to that?
-Oh. Thank you. That’ll be all. -♪ ♪
-(laughter) -That’s all we needed to hear.
-I brought a whole thing. -No, that’s good. That’s all
we wanted. -What the… -Seriously? Seriously?
-Yeah. -Thanks, though.
-What the…? (groans) We just needed… (cheering and applause) CARROT TOP: My shot.
Dang, is she always a bitch? Why is she always being a… I’ve got, like,
300 props in here. I was… All the way from Vegas. All right, cut him off.
He’s on the mic. Listen, we got a lot of letters about this shrimps thing
I did yesterday, so I… Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Goddamn it. -No, no. Um…
-No, I got to do it. -I got to do it.
-(cheering and applause) I got to do it. I got my people! -These are my people!
-Okay. -All right, you get two jokes.
-I get– I flew– Okay, good. Okay. This is
a pacifier for an ugly baby. Right there. And we’re starting slow.
Take it easy. That was the Pee-wee Herman
doll. That was great. (laughing) Oh! Oh, shit! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry, -sorry, sorry.
-Keep go– keep going. -You got the crowd.
-I got one more. Uh, I-I made…
(laughs) I made a Shake Weight
so it wouldn’t go off when you’re working out.
It’s kind of weird. But, wait, no, wait,
I have one for Asian guys, too. -Look, the Asian one.
-That was great. -Thank you, Carrot Top.
-I got more. -Okay. -♪ ♪
-A piggy bank for gay guys. -Goes right in the butt.
-(cheering and applause) I got a… Oh, this is a plate. It’s a plate.
When you go to Grandma’s and you kind of… Mom food. I got all kind–
Oh, a boot with a kickstand. That way, you can fall down. That just looks funny. I don’t know what it is. I just got an ice tray
with a level. You can spill the water. And you can do that. Mm… What?

Comments (100)

  1. I never liked carrot top until I saw his this is not happening

  2. That was almost a redemption for his entire career…

  3. Not kool I love carrot top

  4. Carrot Top knows it's just good manners to bring your entire trunk of props to do a short bit.

  5. Everyone secretly loves C Top

  6. Pumpkin head is now named pumpkin head the squeakul


  8. Much luv from ARIZONA Dave. ☆☆☆☆

  9. Carrot top rules so hard. That jizz got all over Spade. So good. I love this show. Release full episodes!!! Weehawww

  10. Anyone remember when Carrot Top was the spokesman for 1 800 Collect (or one of those)?

  11. His props are funny

  12. and just today, my office was actually talking about Carrot Top, if he's still around, and educating the one person who didn't know who he was. Crazy!

  13. It goes right in the butt.

  14. Pennywise top🤡

  15. I wanted to see more Carrot Top lol 😄😄😃

  16. Carrot tops stand-up on this isn't happening is funny ish 😁

  17. This feigned reluctance to allow him to perform cheapens the show. Invite Carrot Top or don't, but lose the contrived garbage already.

  18. They really cut him off, and played him out… After spade walked away, they shouldn't have played that loud ass music, what the hell. Let the man do the closer and don't cut him off like that. 🙁

  19. this show looks horrible, the comedians he has on seem to do ok, but it is over produced

  20. How are you going to cut off carrot top like that?!
    Wtf. Carrot top is funny as hell!

  21. I want the peewee doll rrrright now! for work of course, cubicle roulette of sorts

  22. ngl he had a couple zingers, but dude is washed up af lol

  23. watching this fvded with no context is an experience

  24. Oh no watch out its Pennywise…oh wait nevermind

  25. As duck man once said comedy is to be offencive so we can see and make a new perspective

  26. I'd like to find something David Spade does better then Joe Dirt. Sadly, I think that may have been the pinnacle of his career and that's not saying much. Bu-bye! — Do you do any nirvana impersonations?? I think you'd be good at it.

  27. Carrot top looks like that one friends mom who day drinks and burns incense non stop.

  28. I guess you might think Carrot Top is funny if you never heard of or seen Gallagher (or Gallagher Too)

  29. I hate me too and woke crap

  30. People who hate on the top secretly hate themselves and secretly laugh inside at his props

  31. Lmao the ice tray with the level thats greats

  32. Now This is the kind of late night i don;t mind on youtube haha

  33. 98% of james bond fans are men and not women. End of era. Its going to be flopped.

  34. david spade looks like ellen if she had a sex change

  35. Dave Attell looks really uninterested.
    I met carrot top in airport in Vegas… I'm pretty sure he is a tranny.

  36. How the fuck his net worth is 75 million?

  37. Spade is trying to seem like a woke, tolerant comedian. He’s lost his way amongst the identity politics and self governing society. RIP david spade.

  38. Kinda reminds me of if Lionel from the Thundercats crash landed in Nevada & learned the harsh reality that is the Las Vegas strip ;p

  39. ₿uy ₿itcoin, eat your carrots, end the Fed.

  40. More Carrot Top! I never get enough of his props.

  41. Love CT….but shit his face….kinda feel bad

  42. Dam Carrot Top jacked up this face. He had such nice hair. Wth dam man.

  43. I love carrot top 💕

  44. David spade is so good and acting so annoyed lol like eventhough it's a bit he makes it too believable

  45. Lol spade seemed like he really hated carrot top

  46. Wow, Carrot top looks like he is big time into drugs. Totally dishevelled, and dirty. Scary

  47. Can't stop the Top!
    (until the credits roll)

  48. Is it me or all his props xrated this time? Lol

  49. Who is David spade to judge anyone in the comedy world? He’s the comedy equivalent to a third string nfl punter.

  50. Carrot top the lame-o.

  51. Carrot top killed that sht

  52. You're trash and so is Carrot Top. Chris Farley made you and you are riding on his now dead coattails.

  53. Yep. Carrot still looks plastic after all these years.

  54. “Me too movement” hahaha

    It’s true. Total License to kill.

  55. CTOP is the Legend!!!

  56. A 6 yeah and side mirrors 2 2 but u dated heather locklear half a pt. Oh she was drugged up up by 1/8. Shittt did daring profile 4.3 pathetic—-waiting for a bum licked my ewwww. I get it now

  57. Farrah was in people magazine awesome but she had a terrible life:/

  58. How does carrot top drip have a career at all? His jokes are racist, sexist and homophobic. Times have changed carrot top.

  59. Carrot Top looks like what happens when Kathy Griffin gets exposed to gamma radiation and, when she gets near a comedic prop, she turns into Carrot Hulk.

  60. This segment should be called “box office poison” or more specifically “chairman of the bored” !!

  61. Best show "Comedy" central has done in years!

  62. That shake weight one was hilarious tho

  63. I thought it was a bit, by the end, I wasn't sure.

  64. Great bit hella funny more c top

  65. I laughed too hard at this

  66. funny to see this pop up on my feed. just saw Ctop's show in vegas this week for the first time. He put on an awesome show! HIs brother Shaun White would be proud.

  67. I wish this show just had David Spade on it.

  68. How did carrot top become a 60 year old woman

  69. Carrot top looks like a weird vampire version of himself! This entire thing is cringe!!

  70. He looks like fucking Leatherface

  71. Couldn't tell if David was really annoyed or what, might be a skit? Funny either way…..

  72. Carrot top is CRAYYYY. I love Spade's very open disdain, I lived vicariously.

  73. Spade you kiss azz jellyfish

  74. The leveler on the ice cube tray! Bahahahaha! So good

  75. Carrot Top is pathetic he should stop!

  76. You really have to give this clip some props.

    Sorry. I'll see myself out.

  77. Rather watch CT than Spade any day

  78. He should change his name to Carrot Prop.

  79. Carrot Top
    My least favorite vegetable.

  80. Looks like carrot top is of the steroids

  81. Spade was splooged on by a man. Probably nothing new.

  82. Joe dirt is a snowflake

  83. Hollywood hippocrits moral highground whilebbn protecting pedophiles

  84. What happened to his face?

  85. Damn. is this funny or I'm too black?

  86. that metoo joke was actually amazing lol!

  87. Carrot Tops da best..

  88. Piggy bank for gay guys 🤣

  89. David looks fucking tired and depressed in this. The whole premise of this skit with carrot top was rude af too. Have him on a career enders bit and then keep pushing him away. Just so david can get views yet at the same time not get caught hanging out with the nerd. Carrot top will get views but he isnt "cool," so act annoyed and push him out and you can get the ratings and retain your coolness. Dang David wtf happened to you?

  90. I would literally go to the theater and pay money to see a buddy movie starring David spade and carrot top!!

  91. He kinda looks like Sienna Miller…

  92. You know to this day I've never seen a carrot top show. I heard people make fun of him. I have seen him I think bulk up? I know his hair. But that's it. Is he funny? I feel like i want to like him.

  93. Carrot Top…an OG in the game.

  94. Was that Mike Myers or the real Carrot Top?

  95. Oops shit,got you in the ear.

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