Arin: Amy… I love you. Amy: Hello again! Ar: Oh My God YOU’RE SO FUCKIN CUTE!!! [echos] [sound of embarrassment + dropping heart] Frank: Holy shit! [facepalm] [GGA intro] Ashley: Hey again, Ar: Uhhh…
Ashley: how’s it going? Danny: SO GOOD, BLOWJOB PLS? A: Uhh… Blowjob! D: [stuttering] Quickly, I need you to do it before Frank gets here… [both chuckle] Ar: Okay! Ar: Fuck yeah, let’s do it! D: Hooraaaay!
Ar: Wooo! A: Oh, oh– penis! D: OH PENIS!>The Sexening Ar: I FORGOT HOW THIS WORKS! D: Aah! Ar: NO, NOT AMY! D: NO, AMY! Ar: THIS IS THE WORST!!! D: OHHH! Ar: NO NOT AMY!!I1!!i
[MGS alert.mp3] Ar: ＮＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ D: [Laughter] Ar: WWHYYYYYYYYY?!?! D: [cackling] D: God…
A: GOD DAMN YOU AMY!!! Ar: FFFFF Ar: FFFFFUCK D: [More lulz] [muffled noises of calamity]
Ar: Get the FUCK OUTTA HERE MADISON! [muffled noises of calamity + yowling cat.mp3]
Ar: GET OUTTA HERE MADISON!! [muffled noises of calamity]
Ar: GET THE FUCK OUT!!!! [door SLAMMING open, Dan dying of laughter] Ar: Blowjob! D: [more dying] Ar: NOW!!!
Ash: Hey again. [Dan and Arin laughing raucously]
Ash: Hmm… [universal “fuck it why not?” gesture] Ar: FUCK YEAH! D: Jesus Christ…! Ar: [dismissively] Yeah, it feels great. D: Frank, HURRY! Ar: Frank Frank FRANK. [both muffled]
D: I’M GETTING A BLOWJOB IN HERE!
Ar: FRAAANK! Ar: Oh– I hear someone!
D: Oh, oh, I hear footsteps! [door creaking] D: I hear footsteps!
Ar: Don’t be Amy–
[teleport vwoosh] D: YEAH, Frank!
Ar: OH, IT’S FRANK! D: Frank! Hurry up!
Ar: Yes! A: So, uhh…
D: Damn! F + Ar: How’s it goin’ dood? [Dan officially fucking dies] Ar: Do you still think I’m gay, Frank? D: Oh my God, you’re GETTING a blowjob right now! [breathless giggling] D: Thank y– [aggressive bubbling]
D: HUUUUHH D: Thank you! [giggling] Ar: Oh I just– I just– D: [dismissively] Yeah, I feel great! Ar: [also dismissive] Yeahyeahyeah that’s awesome… D: Thank you, it’s been a real pleasure. Ar: Sorr– Sorry I spooted on you when Frank was in here. A: Uhh– Oh, my penis, right! A + D: [laughing their asses off] (╭o 👁👄👁)╭o o╮(👁👄👁 o╮) (╭o 👁👄👁)╭o o╮(👁👄👁 o╮) (╭o 👁👄👁)╭o o╮(👁👄👁 o╮) How’s it goin’ DOOOOOOOO O O O O O O O̴̧Ò ̢̛͘͡͡Ó̶̷̢O҉̕͟͢͟ ҉͜Ǫ̴̶͠Ó͡͡͠ ̵͠O̴̴͝҉ ̶̨O̡͞ ͏̧͘O̴̵̡͠Ơ̡͏O͏̶̢̧ ̛̕̕͠͞Ó̶Ò҉̧͢͠ ̧̡̕҉O̴̕O͞͏ ̷̨Ơ̴̕͟͞ ̛҉̶̨͠O̧͘͢O̕O̵͞ ̶͞O̡͟͝͞ ̷̢̡͜Ǫ̵O̷̵̧̕͢O͏̴͝͏