Avengers Endgame Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

Avengers Endgame Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

Hey, Miss Potts. If you find this recording, don’t feel bad about this. But… don’t be overly thrilled about it, either. If there’s an afterlife, I’m watching you. Food and water ran out… four days ago. Um… Sparkling water, that is. I have enough still water for a further six months, but I’d rather die than touch a drop
of that bourgeois bilge. When I drift off… slash, die… I will dream about you. The 26-year-old version. Device storage full. Delete files to free up space. What? When did you stop recording?
I’ve been talking for three hours! DANG IT!! I saw all these people die. “Dust” vadanya! It was a great workout for my new eyeball, but… also, tragic. Thanos did… exactly what he said he was gonna do. Which is more than I can say for you, Steve. That laundry tap is still dripping. I’ve called a plumber
but it’s coming out of your pay. We lost, all of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost three guys in Chinatown
but I don’t think that was Thanos. Clint, 50% of humanity was wiped out. That wasn’t enough for you? The said… They said I was too old for this haircut. You… are…! I keep telling everybody they shouldn’t move on. Some do. But not us. We dwell. We bristle. We seethe. We simmer. We stew. We sulk. That’s not us, Steve. That’s just you. Hence why we started calling you Grievin’ Steven. This is gonna work, Steve. I know it is. Cos they’ve already announced Spider-Man 2,
Black Panther 2 and Guardians 3. Hi! Uh, is anyone home? This is Scott Lang! We met a few years ago? In Deutschland! Is this an old message? I got really big! Yeah, it’s from three weeks ago. I got bored and started watching old tapes. I’ll switch it back to the live stream. Can you buzz me in? Hey. Hey! HEY! Did that camera just turn on?? Geez, he’s still there? I’ll say this for him: he’s tenacious. Why haven’t you let him in? Cos we just had this building fumigated. I don’t want him bringing a million of his
six-legged buddies in here. Plus he’s a criminal. I originally came here… to help save the universe! But right now… I’ll settle for a hot meal! And some dry clothes! Even if there’s a… small chance, we owe it to everyone who’s not in this room to wait until they get here. We need something that’ll distract Thanos
for at least 40 minutes. Clint. Any ideas, off the top of your head? It’s bow time. Whatever it doth taketh. Whatever it takes. Hopefully guns. Whatever it takes! Whatever it takes!! No! More! Wiping! Things! From! Existence! Scott! That’s an eraser, you idiot. Oh. Hey! I haven’t met Thanos yet, so, maybe take that into consideration
before you call me an idiot! Trust me, it was worth spending 12 months
creating these matching uniforms. This way we won’t mistakenly kill each other
instead of Thanos. Thanks, Nat. Triple shot. I require a strong hit. That’s OK! That’s fine! It’s a… It’s a new hammer! It’s… still learning the ropes! OK, Dad. You didn’t like my friends at school
and you sure as hell won’t like ’em now. Hey, Nebby. Did you come to help your old Pa
with the harvest? Father? What the hell? Is this Thanos or Thin-arse?? Don’t expect Mr Rogers to take a bullet for you. The best he can hope to do
is slow it down a little. What happened to your sexy thicc body? Oh, that. Well I accomplished my mission
so I stopped hitting the gym. I’m a farmer now. Carrots, spuds and swedes. My only enemy is the weather. A cold snap wiped out half my crop this winter. Uh… Do we still have to fight him? It don’t seem fair anymore. Take that, Thin-os! There goes my hip! They say you never quite recover! This really takes the shine off avenging. Will you do whatever it takes
to subscribe to this channel? Cos all it takes is one click. Some people move on
before the video gets to the very end. But not us. We linger. We loiter. We lurk. Moving on. [CAPTAIN AMERICA]
We should make a public announcement. [BLACK WIDOW]
Good idea. The world needs to know that we’re still here. – And we’re gonna fight–
– [CAPTAIN AMERICA] No. The world needs to drink lots of Yakult. Cos Thanos wiped out
half the good bacteria in our guts. [BLACK WIDOW]
Steve, why are you crying? [CAPTAIN AMERICA]
Cos it’s always the good ones, you know?

Comments (100)

  1. 4:00 ahhhahahahahha

  2. who else watched Thor getting hit by his hammer at 0.5 speed again and again? πŸ˜‚

    no one? ok, just me

  3. Strangely enough this was better then the actual movie…..especially since captain marvel was only in there for like 2 seconds

  4. I was laughing at how wooden and motionless captain Marvel was, but then I realized you worked extra hard to get her just right.

  5. 2 seconds in and I'm already laughing πŸ‘Œ

  6. Hi there, I also made a parody video please go and have a look :

  7. 8/10 No Fat Thor.

  8. 3:52 killed me bruh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

  9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ stormbreaker hits thor.

  10. Do another one please please please

  11. λ―ΈμΉœγ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹

  12. Wau the voice is same like a real actor / actress. Especially Black Wodiw Nath Widow. How come ?

  13. What we know about 2019:
    Cap is sad
    Ant man is a homeless bum
    Nat hates bugs even though she is supposed to be eating them
    Rhodey killed rocket
    Thanos is thin-as-ass
    Hawkeye is now mohawkeye (and a bunch of other weird friggin hairstyles)
    Captain marvel is still beating the shit out of old people

  14. I actually thought that the hammer would chop captain marvels head then nat and Thor would say β€œHoly s***” to the hammer

  15. I missed this and found it too late 😭😭😭😭

  16. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

  17. β€œHey, Nebby. Did you come to help your old Pa with the harvest?” LMAO too funny

  18. Whole movie: Tony talk for 3 hours real movie: get stones for 3 hours

  19. 4:34 그루트 γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹

  20. Bro this Is good as fuck

  21. β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘













































  22. Are you Thanos or thin ads

  23. Is that Thanos or thin ass

  24. Three of them died in Japan

  25. Ai là người sub video này vậy 🀣

  26. U suck butt u ruined hishe

  27. Do the thanos moonwalk Michael Thanos πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  28. Ant man:Says Whatever it takes was litterly

  29. ……..


    Now is 49%

    Cause of clint

  30. The scoot sitting there looks like a reference from the game 60 seconds.

  31. Sad Scott Lang endshame and thor


    Nebula:SCOTT!thats an eraser you idiot

    Why did she call him idiot?he was just punching an eraser

  33. When Ant-Man started to cry in the rain it made me almost cry as well 😒😒😭😩😱 just because of how sad it was to see Ant-Man in the rain like that😭😭πŸ˜₯😒😒😒😒😩

  34. 1:49 HIS FACE 🀣

  35. Eso es idiota el que lo hico

  36. They were right about thin ar** πŸ˜‚

  37. Peter: Where is Gomora
    Tony: Who is Gomora
    Drax: Why is Gomora

  38. Take tour like good man


  40. Triple shot.. I require a strong Hit

  41. This. Vidio is. ComedyπŸ˜†

  42. Heh I like the pun thin-as

  43. Clint’s hair lol I loved it

  44. I like with the hache (thor) and the coffee a 3:53

  45. Like if you’ve seen the movie

  46. How drinks sparkling water its so undrinkable/disgusting

  47. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚thor and barton

  48. งดงดากาากนกΰΈͺกΰΈͺΰΈ«ΰΈͺΰΈ«

  49. Zzzzzzrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyytttttttttttt

  50. Whatever doth takes
    Whatever it takes..hopefully guns
    reeEE, w h at e v e r I t T a k e s!

  51. 2:45 β€œhis a criminal”

    Look who she is standing next to!

  52. Everyone is talking about stormbreaker but I’m over here talking about thinos

  53. The first time I saw 4:01 it had me dying πŸ˜‚

  54. endgame alternative ending idea:
    what if instead of endgame ending, thanos says,"I am Inevitable",iron man says ,"Iron man",but because the meta gauntlet was too unstable , it transferred some control and powers of the infinity gauntlet to thanos, and after the "i am iron man " part everyone dusts away but thanos and he says,"I am unsnappable" and he wills the stones to reset the universe but it resets that we see the endgame ending.

  55. 4:16 Missed opportunity to put "ArtSpear Entertainment."

  56. 3:26

    Nebula:Scott that’s an eraser

  57. Introverts ASSEMBLE!!!
    But like not at a house or anything maybe we can skype for a couple.

  58. When stormbreaker hit thor I started laughing 4:00

  59. I just got that we lost friends joke

  60. Captain mean as hell returns and busted thanos's hip πŸ˜‚

  61. He fight
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He loses snacc

  62. 3:24 "whatever it takes"


  63. You predicted Nebula calling Scott Lang an idiot o_0


  65. Esta bueno el video sigue asΓ­ Saludos desde Paraguay

  66. πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ˜°πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ˜°πŸ–•

  67. these guys should have cast the avengers PS4 game voices. would be way better minus stark cause he didnt match

  68. ….and I thought HISHE was good. This is excellent!!!!

  69. This is likes one of my favorite YouTube channel ever

  70. 4:00 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  71. I love it everytime Cap cries.

  72. LOL! Thanks for the laughs.

  73. 4:44 i was about to ask thanos the same thing

  74. I feel bad for MCU 4:16🀣

  75. Have you guys realized that Hawkeyes hair changes everyscene his in

  76. We lost friends
    We lost family
    kills man
    Yay πŸ˜€

  77. On 1:28 it's not Chinatown it's japan

    Or did you do it by purpose

  78. 2:10 profile picture on Snapchat
    4:26 what he looks like in person

  79. I need the conclusion of villain super bowl

  80. I get that 2:28 was supposed to be funny but it actually made me tear a little, 1 like is worth a warm meal and dry clothes

  81. KhÑ Bảnh kìa 🀣🀣🀣

  82. "what happened to your sexy thick body?" -black widow to Thanos. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  83. ดคมริเร้ดมกมถำรัรัดค

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