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American Psycho Business Card Scene

American Psycho Business Card Scene


Patrick, thanks so much
for looking after Courtney. Dorsia.
How impressive. How on Earth did you get
a reservation there? Lucky, I guess. That’s a wonderful suit. Don’t tell me.
Don’t tell me. Let me guess. Mmm, Valentino Couture? Uh-huh.
Hmm. It looks so soft. Your compliment
was sufficient, Luis. Hello, Halberstram.
Nice tie. How the hell are you? Allen has mistaken me for this
dickhead, Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because
Marcus also works at P&P, and in fact does
the same exact thing I do. He also has a penchant
for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I
even go to the same barber, although I have
a slightly better haircut. – How’s the Ransom account
going, Marcus? – It’s, uh, all right. Really? That’s interesting.
It’s not, uh, not great. – Oh, well, you know.
– So, how’s Cecilia? – She’s a great girl.
– Oh, yeah. I’m very lucky. – Mm-hmm.
– Hey, Allen, congratulations on the Fisher account. – Thank you, Baxter.
– Listen, Paul. Squash. Call me.
How about Friday? No can do.
I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche. Dorsia on Friday night?
How’d he swing that? I think he’s lying. – Is that a gram?
– New card. What do you think? Whoa-ho.
Very nice. Look at that.
Picked them up from the printer’s yesterday. Good coloring.
That’s bone. And the lettering is something
called Silian Rail. It’s very cool, Bateman,
but that’s nothing. Look at this. That is really nice. Eggshell with Romalian type.
What do you think? Nice. Jesus. That is really super.
How’d a nitwit like you get so tasteful? I can’t believe that Bryce… prefers Van Patten’s card
to mine. But wait.
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Raised lettering,
pale nimbus… white. Impressive.
Very nice. Hmm. Let’s see Paul Allen’s card. Look at that subtle
off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God.
It even has a watermark. Is something wrong,
Patrick? You’re sweating.

Comments (20)

  1. "Oh my god. It even has a watermark"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF_-AO4qVB0

  2. Oliver peoples glasses👌👌

  3. Is that a gram? 😄

  4. So women flaunt their stupid luxury handbags and men flaunt their business cards?XD

  5. This movie is fucking weird

  6. I can't believe Bryce is the guy from The Leftovers. Maybe it's the hairstyle but it's like he's gotten younger over the years

  7. "Call me"… yet all cards have the same number?

  8. patrick had the best card

  9. Your compliment was sufficient Louis

  10. I wonder what bill lumbergh's card whould look like?

  11. Omg it even has a watermark.

  12. Everyone needs a person that looks at them the way Louis looks at Patrick.

  13. his voice cracking in utter panic & dispair 😂

  14. I really want to see this.

  15. Terrific scripting and magnificently subtle acting. Great satire. Love this movie.

  16. Excuse me I have to go return some videotapes

  17. Bryce had the worst looking. Van Patten had nice lettering but poor coloring choice. It's a cross between Bateman and Allen.

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